Yeah You Right

This is the future home of the rants of Tom McClendon, Scottish warrior/priest. Watch this space for future activity!

Until then, some musician jokes - this month, the bassist!

Q.  What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
A. Throw him his amp.

A mindreader is at a nightclub one night and decides to give a small demonstration
of her abilities.
First, she reads the mind of the lead guitarist:
“Wow, look at all the cute chicks who showed up tonight! Good crowd!”
Then the drummer:
“Lots of people showed up tonight…Great! we’re going to make good money tonight”
Then the Keyboard player:
“All three of these guys have no appreciation of my talent…What a bunch of losers”
Finally, the Bass player:
“C…G…C…G…”

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One. Five. One. Five.

Q.  What’s the definition of a bass player?
A.  Halfway between a drummer and a musician.

Q. How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand

What do you say to a bassist in a 3-piece suit ?
“Will the defendant please rise …”

What do you call a bassist who never misses a beat, and
can rip a Chris Squire lick at the drop of a hat?

Larry